Wednesday, March 31, 2010

A Message to the Goobers racing down Jersey Street

You there, in the pickup trucks squealing and peeling rubber down Jersey Street the other evening. You are SUCH a goober. I suppose you think you look cool and all that but most of us think you're morons. Seriously. We just want to take our kids and pets out for a nice stroll in the evening and you come flying down the road (and having to slow down for the road humps we put there just for you which makes you look extra goofy) and now we have to worry about you running over somebody. Just stop it. Really. Just stop.

I'm trying to get this message across in the kindest way possible. But neighbors, what do you think? How can we best address this issue - fast, reckless drivers on our streets endangering people, tearing up the medians on Bayview and on and on... Should we take down tag numbers and call the police? Attend the SHADCO meetings and bring it up there? Point and laugh at the morons who think they're "all that and a bag of chips"? Find out where they live and hope their mommies will ground them? We're open for suggestions but keep it legal, please.

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